Saturday, December 27, 2003
Omg... What an awesome Christmas!
and shopping with sophie... dangerous.... lol ly chica!
Omg... I heard some Bill E. 'Here's your sign' jokes, and I thought y'all might enjoy some.
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a NOBR>U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."
Then there was the guy with the 18-wheeler... Wouldn't ya know he misjudged the height of the overpass... The truck got stuck and he couldn't get it out no matter how he tried. He radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning.. ok.. no problem. The guy thought, "He can't say it, he's a paid official..." He thought sure he was clear of needing a sign... until the cop asked "So.. is your truck stuck?" The guy couldn't help himself! He looked at the cop, looked back at the rig and then back at the cop and said "No I was delivering this overpass and i ran out of gas. here's your sign."
One day I locked my keys in my car and as I was standing there with a coat hangar halfway thru the top of my window, a guy walks up and says," Lock yer keys in the car?" Without missin a beat I said, "Nope, Just washed it and was hanging it up to dry."...Here's your sign.
Like?
Anyways talk to yas later! Love ya!
and shopping with sophie... dangerous.... lol ly chica!
Omg... I heard some Bill E. 'Here's your sign' jokes, and I thought y'all might enjoy some.
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a NOBR>U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."
Then there was the guy with the 18-wheeler... Wouldn't ya know he misjudged the height of the overpass... The truck got stuck and he couldn't get it out no matter how he tried. He radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning.. ok.. no problem. The guy thought, "He can't say it, he's a paid official..." He thought sure he was clear of needing a sign... until the cop asked "So.. is your truck stuck?" The guy couldn't help himself! He looked at the cop, looked back at the rig and then back at the cop and said "No I was delivering this overpass and i ran out of gas. here's your sign."
One day I locked my keys in my car and as I was standing there with a coat hangar halfway thru the top of my window, a guy walks up and says," Lock yer keys in the car?" Without missin a beat I said, "Nope, Just washed it and was hanging it up to dry."...Here's your sign.
Like?
Anyways talk to yas later! Love ya!
Sunday, December 21, 2003
Happy Birthday Melissa!
Ugh... I'm studying for midterms....... I SHOULDN"T HAFTA DO THAT ON CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway. Getting spacers Tuesday. fun. yeah right. Anyone wanna go see ROTK again wit me???? PLEASE? lemme know!
Peace out.
Ugh... I'm studying for midterms....... I SHOULDN"T HAFTA DO THAT ON CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway. Getting spacers Tuesday. fun. yeah right. Anyone wanna go see ROTK again wit me???? PLEASE? lemme know!
Peace out.
Saturday, December 20, 2003
Well....
midterms are over for everyone except me. good.
anyway...
I saw Return of the King today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course me and Katie R were leaky faucets... we cried almost the entire time. (Other Katie was morbid... she likes the scene in 'The Patriot' where Gregory dies.... LOSER! lol u know i love ya!) Got an awesome new poster of legolas today, as well as some beautiful jewelry~you guys rock! You are the BFs EVER! lol. Like the layout? I wasn't really sure what to do.. so I guessed and it turned out alright. Well I gotta go watch Scrooged with the family... Love To ALL
midterms are over for everyone except me. good.
anyway...
I saw Return of the King today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course me and Katie R were leaky faucets... we cried almost the entire time. (Other Katie was morbid... she likes the scene in 'The Patriot' where Gregory dies.... LOSER! lol u know i love ya!) Got an awesome new poster of legolas today, as well as some beautiful jewelry~you guys rock! You are the BFs EVER! lol. Like the layout? I wasn't really sure what to do.. so I guessed and it turned out alright. Well I gotta go watch Scrooged with the family... Love To ALL
Thursday, December 11, 2003
You know, I am having a rough time.
My sister probably hates me, I hate drivers ed, I am transferring and I don't know whether to go now or later, I have midterms, i don't know if their gonna count, and i only got a 1090 on my psat. what to do?
My concert went well for those who asked (cared). I don't know what to get my mom or my sis for their birthdays... anyone with ideas.... PLEASE tell me. Transferring now would be easier for everyone, but then no more basketball varsity. UGH! what i reaaaaallllllly need is time off, and no more school. Thats ALL i want for Xmas. (minus a certain POTC dvd, and various hottie posters! lol) My drivers ed exam is on Tues, and then I'll know whether i pass or fail....
man. i saws bruce almighty. (again, tho it wasn't as fun as it was seein it with SOPHIE!) Ugh. My drivers ed teacher likes people that can act drunk (like... nathan) maybe i should try it. Naw. she'd tell me i should stumble more, and why can't i be more like nathan or something. and harry.... that accident on the floor couldve been prevented.... sharing is caring.
lol i'd like a straight answer from someone sometimes. is that too much to ask?
I say lets all leave for mexico. deal?
Love to all.
My sister probably hates me, I hate drivers ed, I am transferring and I don't know whether to go now or later, I have midterms, i don't know if their gonna count, and i only got a 1090 on my psat. what to do?
My concert went well for those who asked (cared). I don't know what to get my mom or my sis for their birthdays... anyone with ideas.... PLEASE tell me. Transferring now would be easier for everyone, but then no more basketball varsity. UGH! what i reaaaaallllllly need is time off, and no more school. Thats ALL i want for Xmas. (minus a certain POTC dvd, and various hottie posters! lol) My drivers ed exam is on Tues, and then I'll know whether i pass or fail....
man. i saws bruce almighty. (again, tho it wasn't as fun as it was seein it with SOPHIE!) Ugh. My drivers ed teacher likes people that can act drunk (like... nathan) maybe i should try it. Naw. she'd tell me i should stumble more, and why can't i be more like nathan or something. and harry.... that accident on the floor couldve been prevented.... sharing is caring.
lol i'd like a straight answer from someone sometimes. is that too much to ask?
I say lets all leave for mexico. deal?
Love to all.
Monday, December 08, 2003
concerts tomorrow. wish me luck.... lol
anyways... i was forced to endure another dang 3 hours in trailer 12 'cause a certain person
cough*rob*coughcough didn't bust me out from my teacher... sigh... i really am getting less inclined
to driving... not really. oh and thanks sophie.... that comment made me feel loads more confident!
lol JK LYL girl! Everwood was a rerun.. thats okay katie/leslie- gregorys still hot and the storylines still
good! lol i made brownies for the water buffalo bake sale (don't ask AHS people. just don't ask.) and
I'm sitting here doing nothing... but what else is new?
Guess i'll go listen to some (sophie) M.R. (thanx kristen! i'll get it back to u's.)
Love to all!
anyways... i was forced to endure another dang 3 hours in trailer 12 'cause a certain person
cough*rob*coughcough didn't bust me out from my teacher... sigh... i really am getting less inclined
to driving... not really. oh and thanks sophie.... that comment made me feel loads more confident!
lol JK LYL girl! Everwood was a rerun.. thats okay katie/leslie- gregorys still hot and the storylines still
good! lol i made brownies for the water buffalo bake sale (don't ask AHS people. just don't ask.) and
I'm sitting here doing nothing... but what else is new?
Guess i'll go listen to some (sophie) M.R. (thanx kristen! i'll get it back to u's.)
Love to all!
Sunday, December 07, 2003
Its 10:30 and i should be sleepin. but no. i am doing theory papers. super fun. yeah right. watching tripp put up the lights today was def. not as fun as last year, when we were scared of getting electricuted. (right kristen? btw, i am def. envious of you right now, with ur potc dvd.) My family is all stressed, its annoying. Even my cat. I swear. Is it me? (RHETORICAL QUESTION!) Me and melissa had an arguement over wat to watch last night, and she won... of course. so i took popcorn up to my room and watched moulin rouge. but then my dad got irratated. i CAN'T WIN! its like that show on the old 'all that' it was really funny... called 'U CAN'T WIN!' (what else.) I would be an awesome contestant for that. Oh and rob... if ur reading this.... sharing is caring.... and u aren't sharing....but i would def. pay u to do that to my d.e. teacher! lol. anyway... to the rest of you~ love! hope ur weekend was uh better. (tho sat was ok.) N/m that. OMG. it was sooo funny! yesterday at the parade, this big tank drives up, and i say to katie...is pres.bush here?...and she hit me.... actually that wasn't fun. i don't like abusive friends katie (sticks tounge out!) lol ly anyway. guess i should finish the stupid papers. ttyls
Saturday, December 06, 2003
Just went X-mas shopping! YAY CHRISSY!
Anyway... The Christmas Parade was awesome! (with some donuts and hot chocolate right katie!?) Decorated my house... oh and I RAN TODAY!!! Someone tell coach J for me! In the freezing cold, thats right! lol we rented Bruce Almighty... y'all go see that now! funny stuff... funny stuff. Love to all! (u know u wanna see my concert...) BYES
Anyway... The Christmas Parade was awesome! (with some donuts and hot chocolate right katie!?) Decorated my house... oh and I RAN TODAY!!! Someone tell coach J for me! In the freezing cold, thats right! lol we rented Bruce Almighty... y'all go see that now! funny stuff... funny stuff. Love to all! (u know u wanna see my concert...) BYES
Friday, December 05, 2003
Suuuuuuch a headache! Never EVER take drivers ed... its not worth the money! (its....free...) but anyway
My concert (and Nathans) is on Tuesday..... someone cooooooooooooooome! It'll be...uh...fun... anyway.
I want SnOw!
Latin... that little 'bee' thing... ugh. (lol Amanda)
Sophie... Katie... CALL ME or i'll be bored this weekend... and we just CAN'T have that!
Oh and our exibit for world civ- its awesome... we have about half the christmas lights in this side of north carolina!
More later
Peace Out
My concert (and Nathans) is on Tuesday..... someone cooooooooooooooome! It'll be...uh...fun... anyway.
I want SnOw!
Latin... that little 'bee' thing... ugh. (lol Amanda)
Sophie... Katie... CALL ME or i'll be bored this weekend... and we just CAN'T have that!
Oh and our exibit for world civ- its awesome... we have about half the christmas lights in this side of north carolina!
More later
Peace Out
